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NOMOPHOBIA

Posted on March 7, 2019 by Kevin

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HENRYS

Posted on February 22, 2019 by Kevin

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ANTICIPOINTMENT

Posted on February 15, 2019 by Kevin

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ZOUD

Posted on February 8, 2019 by Kevin

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Infobesity

Posted on February 1, 2019 by Kevin

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“Kevin is cooking on gas with this exceptional deep-dive into the murky world of corporate speak that proves once and for all that the Emperor is indeed naked. This book is the dog’s bollocks.”

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“Clear thinking needs clear talking. Kevin makes the link. Razor sharp, witty, and incisive.”

Max McKeown, author, Now and Adaptability

“An incisive and entertaining send-up of contemporary office life. Kevin Duncan’s Bullshit Dictionary is a great tool for anyone hoping to master the secret codes of modern business.”

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“A must-have book for any aspiring middle-manager. Kevin has captured perfectly the worst linguistic excesses of the business world in a way that is depressing, truthful, and very, very funny all at the same time.”

Mark Earls, author, Herd, and I’ll Have What She’s Having

“This dictionary collects our terribly loose custom in a catechism of cliché and an encomium of euphemism not merely to describe our dire contortions of the language and logic but to condemn them and shame us from using them.”

Mark Earls, author, Herd, and I’ll Have What She’s Having

Bullshit

1. The excreta of a large male bovine. 2. Technically endless supply of waffle and nonsense uttered in business meetings; cunning wordsmithery that is neither on the side of the false nor the truth; verbal expedience; the entire contents of this book. (see Bollocks, talking; Doughnut rather than the hole, it would be wise to concentrate on the; Obfuscation; Off the top of my head; Static; Talking out loud; Waffle; White noise; Word dump)

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